aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit
I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.
sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence
pro of watching football: very athletic men
con of watching football: lots of plot holes & very little character development
doodled a satsuki in the computer lab
Strongest eyebrows in the universe? EXCUSE ME
yeah excuse u
THOSE WEAK ASS EYEBROWS ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!
i run this school not you
but i admire your loyalty to order
Look how happy Ishimaru is.
Not quite close enough to actually be drinking the water….. But good try
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days