I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend.
This took a pleasant turn
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED
It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
why can’t people dislike a ship just because??? like why does there always need to be some deep philosophical feminist moralistic progressive reasoning behind it? i am allowed to hate a fictional relationship just because i think it’s stupid and it irritates me ok?
the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals
Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account
She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice
She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female
"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."
Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults
why’d we have to color so much in school. it didnt teach us anything. is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie
*rides dick to church*
how am i not hired yet
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem
Okay, so I’ve been thinking about the end of Homestuck which is the end of the Gigapause and I’ve been pondering on when AH will end it. I’ve come to conclusions that since he said that it definitely won’t end on 413 of this year, which it didn’t, that it would actually end towards the end of this year.
So I thought, okay maybe he’ll update the same day that he started the Gigapause (which is October 16th). But then it hit me. What if Hussie decides to update a day after the supposed Gigapause, but switches up his computer dates back to October 17th of 2013 to mess with us and say that he had updated the rest of it that whole time and that he didn’t know what we were talking about.
And I mean like take down the Gigapause mentioning and everything. Almost as if we got sent back in time and none of it ever existed.
i would throw a vast quantity of bricks everywhere
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet